This is something I think is quite weird. I found this rubber on the floor in school, and it seems to be a pig with cow markings. It is a bit inked up, but if you imagine it to be black and white, it is definitely marked like a cow, it may not be a pig but it definitely is not a cow. What I would like to know is where this rubber came from, and where I could buy a new one. I keep him in my pocket, so whenever I get round to wearing the same pants again I am pleasantly surprised by fining him tucked away in there.
I would just like to see what people think of this rubber; personally I find it really amazing. Some say it was once a cow but his head was removed, Peter has referred to it as “that retarded rubber you found”, I say it is a cowpig, what do you say?
I wrote a song about him a few days after finding him, well not so much a song as my thoughts about him:
