Look at what I have managed to do, aren’t I the best! Oh my, do I not look like the biggest dick ever? I was playing with some sort of drink sealer working from a pump system, so I was playing with suction and I pumped a lot on my cheek, I wouldn’t have even noticed unless my brother came in like “what have you done to your face”
So yes, I look like the biggest dick in the world and I assume it will stay for a few days, I couldn’t have done it Friday night could I. Feel free to take the piss as much as you went by comenting.

matthew from schoo said,
April 27, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
normally I would probobliy take the piss but this time I can’t as I have also done this with a hover extension luckely (as it was Tuesday night) I only did it on my knee so lmao at u Tomoz seeya lee p.s. Have u had a hair cut
Broc said,
December 23, 2008 @ 8:15 am
Awww I’m sorry. I’ve never tried anything like that but I know people who have, haha. Does it hurt?
brocsimon said,
December 23, 2008 @ 10:44 am
Wow, does that hurt at all? You said it was a bruise.